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Saturday, December 3, 2011
Heatherette M.A.C Cosmetics In Store Video Starring Amanda Lepore Direct...
The reason she didn't use red lipstick is because it would have looked like dog dick bukaki.
Queen - I Want To Break Free (High Quality)
Looking back, don't you feel stupid for not knowing Freddie Mercury was gay.
We are prostitutes: Cool World
I guess people watch Cool World on e. I thought people just choked their chicken til they popped to Holli.
Cool World - Holli Dances
People love mashing club music up with Cool World. Just look at these! Not the boobs.
Elvira Midnight Madness - She Demons
The funny thing is when I watched this I wasn't wearing pants and my clothes were all over my floor.
Scanners Duel
Best sex line ever. "We're going to do it the Scanner way, I'm going to suck your dick dry." Bleeding penises and exploding eyeballs.
The Fury (1978) Amy Irving blows up John Cassavetes
Did David Cronenberg see this before making Scanners?
Weird Al Yankovic on Circus of the Stars
Weird Al somehow got cooler. Didn't know that was possible.
Bronson Pinchot on Circus of the Stars 1987
Why isn't this show still on? Who doesn't want to see Katy Perry put her head in a lions mouth, Kesha putting her head under an elephant's foot, and Fergie to eat shit off a trapeze. Even the people that hate these celebrities would watch to hope something went wrong.
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Perfect Strangers - The Dance of Joy
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Stepford Wives Trailer
If you try to make a robot of me I'll cut your dick off. Is that clear enough for you?
Exit 57 - Down In The Basement S01E12
Note to self, build a basement and makeout with my friend's dad. Mmmm, I want me some sexy dad lips. He probably tastes like Centrum Silver for men and Hungry Man dinners.
Julie Brown - Madonna 'Neurotica'
I'm glad Madonna stopped whoring herself out. Her pimp must have died.
Julie Brown Spoofs Madonna's "Express Yourself"
Julie Brown come back! We need you to make fun of Lady Gaga!
Racist Geico Commercial
This was on the side scroll on youtube, and long story short, I look racist now. Look me in the eye and tell me you didn't laugh.
You're the Finest Girl - Original Song by Pete
Hush little baby don't say a word, mama's going to buy a mocking bird. If that mockingbird sings this, mama's going to shoot herself in the head.
marjoe gortner exposes evangelists
I'm going to make so much money! I want a solid gold Rolls Royce that I'll call the godmobile!
Marjoe Gortner-copilul predicator penticostal
Why is it that southern baptists thought this was awesome? Damn, that child abuse is so fucking rad! Fuck, I love god! SOMEONE BLESS ME!
Marjoe Gortner - Hell is a place...
Fuck, I got a money making scam idea, but I need children. Lots and lots of children!
Viva Knievel! (1977) Theatrical Trailer
Everybody was in this movie. I wish I could fuck up my body so bad people would make a movie about me and give me ass loads of money. I'm like halfway there I think, starting with my liver and whatever I damage when I hit the ground in the process.
William Shatner - Bohemian Rhapsody (Queen cover)
It's okay because in space no one can hear you sing. This is the real life Bill, you can't carry a tune even if it came in a tote bag.
William Shatner & State Farm® present "Eat, Fry, Love," a turkey fryer f...
William Shatner is unfazed by fire.
One of The Funniest 007 Clips Ever
Christmas gift galore! I'm going to use it on my town and swing my dick around in public.
I'm In A Book!
I went up to Monterey last year to collaborate on this book...kind of. I wrote about it here a while ago. I stood on the stage at the festival grounds, and was in the area the Monterey Pop Festival took place. I stood on the burn mark that Jimi Hendrix made while setting fire to his guitar at the Festival. That's how I got mentioned in the book
There I am by D.A. Pennebaker and George Harrison. Fuck yeah!
I'm In The Paper!
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