CRUDBUMP: Fuck You If You Don't Like Christmas

Yeah, and fuck you if you don't like my birthday. Fuck you if you didn't RSVP to my party. Fuck you if you don't like dressing in costume. Fuck you if you don't like getting drunk with friends or watching others do it and being happy for them. Fuck you if you don't like saunas at parties. Fuck you if you don't like pinatas. Fuck you if you don't like hanging out with me. My birthday is basically pre-christmas celebration. You gotta give me presents and shit. I give people shit all the time. Give me a damn cloak or some sailor moon comics I had when I was 8...or a cape.