Thursday, December 9, 2010

Unusual People in History

Mary Toft lied about giving birth to animal parts. She claimed that a rabbit startled her, and after that incident she started giving birth to rabbit parts. She was examined by many doctors that claimed that she wasn't lying. Their careers were over when it was found out that she was just shoving rabbit parts in her vagina. My question is how did she keep animal parts in her vagina for so long? Wouldn't the meat rot or slide out? The only thing I can say is never lend Mary Toft your luck rabbit foot for anything. It'll come back smelling like pussy willows.


Bodil Joensen made her living on a farm and she also ran an animal marriage service. When it became harder to afford for the animal's needs she became a porn star. She was famous for her specialty, which was bestiality. She was always fond of fucking animals apparently. She was sexually assaulted and abused as a child and claimed animals were the only creatures that understood her. She died young from Cirrhosis after years of alcoholism.

As a young girl

Too bad you can't get with her unless your a different species.


Working on her farm. I hope she didn't screw those cats, because then she'd be a pedophile too.


She kept a picture of her first lover in a locket her whole life. It was a picture of her first dog, Lassie, whom she was in love with.


Aleister Crowley. Famous magician, occultist, mystic, satanist? He was your standard crazy.


The Collyer brothers were hoarders. They hoarded their fathers old x-ray machines, news papers, a horse's jaw bone, a piano, books, outdated phone books, folding beds, folding chairs, boxes, parts of a wine press, part of a sewing machine, a rake, a frame of a baby carriage, umbrellas, and anything they could get their hands on. They hardly ever went out and were famous for their reclusive behavior. They occupied some of their time making booby traps with their junk, so if someone broke into their house, they would be crushed by falling crap. Unfortunately, Langley Collyer fell victim to one of these traps on accident. While Langley was going through a junk tunnel to give his brother, Homer, food and water, he accidentally wandered into one of the booby traps. It fell on him and crushed him. He was found with newspapers and suitcases on him. He was decaying and being eaten by rats. His body was found well after Homer's body was found. They had so much stuff in the apartment they lived in that it was nearly impossible to find the bodies, even though they were close together. Homer died because he was blind and had rheumatism, and he wasn't aware of his surroundings. He relied on Langley to take care of him. When Langley died, he was unable to care for himself and soon died of from a combination of dehydration, malnutrition, and cardiac arrest. Here are the pictures of the junk from their apartment.











If you want more information, then just go on wikipedia you lazy ass.

3 comments:

  1. esta historia esta loca la neta

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  2. It is pretty crazy. It's a crazy world.

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  3. Crazy is a relative term. There are many of us high-functioning Crazies all around you. Moo-ha-ha-ha-ha.

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