How To Dress Inappropriately At A Christmas Party

Tee Photo bomb

I put Christmas lights in my hair to be festive.

I'm so grumpy

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So, probably not a great idea to put "Fuck Off!" on your name tag. I did it though.

Nylons ripped so bad that it doesn't even look like you have nylons on.

Bruno's still hanging out.

I added a friend for Bruno. It's starfish!

Happy Knee!

So crotchety...

Zombie T-Shirt, and the appearance of not wearing pants, or actually not wearing pants = Inappropriate Attire.

I love Shooting Zombies.

Tee doesn't notice that I'm giving her the googly stare. Just like you didn't notice my armpit hair until I pointed it out just now (you can see it stare you down).

I spy with my little eye the same things pointed out in the previous picture.