Simon Car Party

Hey everybody! I took a bunch of pictures of my favorite Jew, Simon, while he was driving! I call this our car party. Unfortunately he wants to be the shy one of my blog, so his face will just be obscured by clouds. I will say that on my blog post about Wayne Coyne making a poster out of blood, has a warning for Simon. It was from my October posts and it says *Warning: Real Blood in Medical Tubing* because some of us just hate that.


How dark and mysterious. If only Simon were actually dark and mysterious. He's more like a Monchichi because he's angelic looking, has fluffy hair, and has fur. Simonchichi Simonchichi, so soft and cuddly.

Simon's glove compartment, because I can't take pictures for shit.

I took pictures of these random people and yelled at them through Simon's dirty window.

More people I harassed. Simon thought they were going to kick his ass, which is possible since he's a little pansy. On the other hand I love fighting, so I'd kick major ass before they broke both his legs.

I have a dashboard confession to make. I didn't take a picture of Simon's dashboard on purpose. I suck that bad at photography.