My Several Halloween Costumes '10

For Halloween I went to The Lodge and dressed as Ramona Flowers from Scott Pilgrim.

I tried to showcase my name tag so people know who I am, but it just turned into one of those myspace boob shots.

Yeah, I know she had welding goggles, but all I have is swim goggles that I stole from my brother. Give me a break. If you wanted welding goggles, then buy them for me.

All I had were roller skates. I think they're classier.

Stay classy San Diego.

I wanted to bring the skates to the party, but for me to fit these bad boys in my subspace purse was too much of a bitch.

I opted for my stylish boots instead.

The messanger bag I always use, totally fits. Even if it's not spot on, I didn't have to change purses.

I went to school dressed as a librarian. I had a librarian that dressed like this.

I went out to breakfast with Scott as Tiny Tim. There's only so many times he can listen to "Tiptoe Through The Tulips" though. I came up with the idea since I have a ukulele, and it was pointed out to me when I was 15 that I look like Tiny Tim. I'm cool with the fact I have long unruly dark hair, thick eye brows, and a protruding nose, but I have only carried a ukulele around a small amount of times.

Max Fischer from 'Rushmore'. Yeah, I'm that pretentious.

Yes, I have to wear the name tags.

I went to the 'Broken Water' show dressed as Wednesday Addams. I thought I could pull it off since people have meantioned I look like her since I was 5. Great show, but I will say that an band who's name won't be named are arrogant pricks. It didn't help that a bunch of Poly Dollies, Gangstas, and Hipsters showed up. How many times do I need to hear silicone, homies, and wheat gluten at the same time?

I too have an affinity for nervous jew boys. I totally had a thing for Joel Glicker. Ah, I wish he went to my camp.

I am great at braiding!

Convenient, I bought this baby doll dress when I was 13. Yes, I still wear clothes I wore in middle school.

I want a Marie Antoinette doll.

Went to party at Dennis' house as The Joker.

The Joker: because Harley Quinn's costume is too hard for last minute.

I got the smile.

I got the laugh.

I have the inappropriate face paint.

She's got smile, she's got laugh!. Okay, I know I'm The Joker and not "The Pun".

Fuck yeah!

I am not feeling myself up. I'm holding up my rose. I will give you a face full of acid with that smart mouth. You wanna get nuts? Let's get nuts!

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

I wish I had one of those hand buzzers, a pink cake float, balloons filled with poison, a ton of money, and henchmen that have to play Prince all the time. That's what the sweet life is. Where does he get those wonderful toys!!!!???

This rose smells like brand X. Boo hoo.

You're my number one guy.

Don't forget your lucky deck. Thanks Jack Palance.

Why so serious? There I said it, now leave me alone. I hope you go to a Lakers game and Jack Nicholson tries to drop a giant bell on you.

Some say I'm a quack. Hey, what are a duck's favorite snack?

Quackers.