This Year's Christmas Card Ideas

Keith Richards and Brian Jones

Keith Richards and Charlie Watts

Keith Haring

Keith Haring Art

The graffiti on the window in the stairwell by KCPR.

Johnny Rotten

Johnny Cash and June Carter

John Lennon and Brian Epstein

John Lennon

Joey Ramone and a cat

Joan Baez painting on Time.

Jimmy Page

This is the most festive thing ever!

Jean-Michel Basquiat painting. Nothing says Christmas like a French painter that OD'd on heroin.

Jayne Mansfield and Church of Satan founder, Anton LaVey

Jason Schwartzman - my celebrity crush

Jane Fonda

Janine Melnitz painting

Jane Asher as a child

James Bond plays it safe

I dream of droids

Iggy Pop, Nancy Spungen, and David Bowie.

Iggy Pop and Debbie Harry

Iggy Pop and David Bowie

Iggy Pop. He's dreaming of a red christmas, obviously.

This should piss off the family. I might be awkward for all my jewish friends to get a holiday card like this though.

Henry Miller playing ping pong with a naked chick

RoboCop beard

Boba Fett beard

Hellboy beard

Hawaiian Honeycreeper

Saturday morning Christmas

Louise Brooks

Greta Garbo

Grace Slick

Grace Slick and Janis Joplin

Goldie Hawn

Goldfinger

Ginger Rogers

Gloria Talbott. I'm screaming of a white Christmas. Fuck you if it doesn't make sense.

Gilda Radner and Gene Wilder

Gilda Radner and John Belushi

Easter came so early, it's Christmas

Ghost World. I've gone into adult stores, and none have a Batgirl mask or anything else remotely as cool. What the hell Thora Birch!

Gene Wilder and Mel Brooks (I mainly want this as my Christmas card so Mel Brooks can look like he's yelling at my aunt while Gene Wilder makes bedroom eyes at me - he is my celebrity crush).

Gary Busey family

Finding the satellites of Jupiter is so festive.

Freddie Mercury and one of his cat.

Faye Dunaway

Frances Farmer. Christmas for the mental patient.

Elvis Presley and Sophia Loren

Elvis Costello

Elvira

Eli Cash

Edith Head

Edith Shain

D'arcy Wretzky drinking.

Dagon James

This guy is really cute. I found this picture on some blog. Tell me who this is!

Church of Lushotology.

Christy Bush photography.

A dumb whore with a great album.

Bebe Buell and Stiv Bators. People totally kiss like that.