Saturday, December 3, 2011

The Magnificent Leigh Bowery

This is my home shopping network.

Leigh bowery

When I get up, I get dressed like this.

Amanda Lepore M.A.C Cosmetics Japan In Store Video

I love Amanda Lepore

Heatherette M.A.C Cosmetics In Store Video Starring Amanda Lepore Direct...

The reason she didn't use red lipstick is because it would have looked like dog dick bukaki.

Visage's 1981 hit "Fade to Grey

Damn, I wish I had his wardrobe.

Queen - I Want To Break Free (High Quality)

Looking back, don't you feel stupid for not knowing Freddie Mercury was gay.

We are prostitutes: Cool World

I guess people watch Cool World on e. I thought people just choked their chicken til they popped to Holli.

Lollipop -- Cool World

See, club rats love this.

Cool World - Holli Dances

People love mashing club music up with Cool World. Just look at these! Not the boobs.

Elvira Midnight Madness - Eegah - Intro

She took the words out of my mouth.

Elvira Midnight Madness - She Demons

The funny thing is when I watched this I wasn't wearing pants and my clothes were all over my floor.

Elvira Mistress Of The Dark (1988)

I always wanted to be like Elvira.

Scanners Duel

Best sex line ever. "We're going to do it the Scanner way, I'm going to suck your dick dry." Bleeding penises and exploding eyeballs.

Scanners (1981) Head Explosion Shot

You esploded

The Fury (1978) Amy Irving blows up John Cassavetes

Did David Cronenberg see this before making Scanners?

A Woman Gets Killed By The Blob

FYI, glass breaks, bitch.

Facebursting Scene from PARASITE

Ka and Pow

Weird Al Yankovic on Circus of the Stars

Weird Al somehow got cooler. Didn't know that was possible.

Bronson Pinchot on Circus of the Stars 1987

Why isn't this show still on? Who doesn't want to see Katy Perry put her head in a lions mouth, Kesha putting her head under an elephant's foot, and Fergie to eat shit off a trapeze. Even the people that hate these celebrities would watch to hope something went wrong.

Perfect Strangers - The Dance of Joy

My family hated this show when I was little because now whenever I'm happy I do this. I also vomit horribly on rollercoasts, and get blowjobs on blow while speeding in a sports car.

Stepford Wives Trailer

If you try to make a robot of me I'll cut your dick off. Is that clear enough for you?

Mr. Death: The Rise and Fall of Fred A. Leuchter, Jr.

Stripmall clip

I can see Victoria Jackson and Julie Brown being slutty waitresses.

Exit 57 - Down In The Basement S01E12

Note to self, build a basement and makeout with my friend's dad. Mmmm, I want me some sexy dad lips. He probably tastes like Centrum Silver for men and Hungry Man dinners.

"Five minutes, Miss Brown!"

It's all uphill from here for me.

Julie Brown - Madonna 'Neurotica'

I'm glad Madonna stopped whoring herself out. Her pimp must have died.

Julie Brown Spoofs Madonna's "Express Yourself"

Julie Brown come back! We need you to make fun of Lady Gaga!

Julie Brown - Vague

Julie Brown is so awesome! She made fun of Madonna so much.

Julie Brown Parody of Madonna's "Like A Virgin"

Like a virgin because I only whack off.

Julie Brown - 『I Like 'Em Big and Stupid』

The original juicehead lover?

Racist Geico Commercial

This was on the side scroll on youtube, and long story short, I look racist now. Look me in the eye and tell me you didn't laugh.

Poetry With Gary

Gary on def poetry jam.

You're the Finest Girl - Original Song by Pete

Hush little baby don't say a word, mama's going to buy a mocking bird. If that mockingbird sings this, mama's going to shoot herself in the head.

The Tuna Song - The Greaseman

Do you feel like eating your girlfriend out?

marjoe gortner exposes evangelists

I'm going to make so much money! I want a solid gold Rolls Royce that I'll call the godmobile!

4-Year-Old Southern Preacher

This scares me and makes me want to smoke a brick of hash. Hungry?

Marjoe Gortner-copilul predicator penticostal

Why is it that southern baptists thought this was awesome? Damn, that child abuse is so fucking rad! Fuck, I love god! SOMEONE BLESS ME!

Marjoe Gortner - Hell is a place...

Fuck, I got a money making scam idea, but I need children. Lots and lots of children!

Viva Knievel! (1977) Theatrical Trailer

Everybody was in this movie. I wish I could fuck up my body so bad people would make a movie about me and give me ass loads of money. I'm like halfway there I think, starting with my liver and whatever I damage when I hit the ground in the process.

William Shatner - Bohemian Rhapsody (Queen cover)

It's okay because in space no one can hear you sing. This is the real life Bill, you can't carry a tune even if it came in a tote bag.

William Shatner & State Farm® present "Eat, Fry, Love," a turkey fryer f...

William Shatner is unfazed by fire.

cows & cows & cows


One of The Funniest 007 Clips Ever

Christmas gift galore! I'm going to use it on my town and swing my dick around in public.

Fat Black Guy Makes Love To A Cheeseburger

I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.

Age of Reason - (Your Love Is Like A) Magnet

I'm In A Book!

I went up to Monterey last year to collaborate on this book...kind of. I wrote about it here a while ago. I stood on the stage at the festival grounds, and was in the area the Monterey Pop Festival took place. I stood on the burn mark that Jimi Hendrix made while setting fire to his guitar at the Festival. That's how I got mentioned in the book

There I am by D.A. Pennebaker and George Harrison. Fuck yeah!

This is how I imagined Harvey and Ken looked in their youth.

I'm In The Paper!

Some people came in during my radio show and they wanted to interview me. I don't know why, but this is the result.

Friday, November 18, 2011

Monday, November 14, 2011

But I'm a Cheerleader - Trailer



Totally Totally Fucked Up (Trailer)

The Living End trailer

Nowhere (1997) HQ Trailer - Gregg Araki

The Doom Generation (1995) Trailer

Darkthrone - Skald Av Satans Sol


This reminds me of everyone who took theatre at my high school. How is that career going for you assholes?

Why-Frankie Avalon

A Tribute To The Black Emperors - Freezing Moon

Mayhem - Buried by Time and Dust


1991 the year punk broke,opening

The Fire Rises -- The Dark Knight Rises viral [HD]

I put this on a loop while I'm cleaning my room. It sounds like I'm vaccume cleaning, but I'm not.

Devo Love Without Anger

Love without anger is called "The Friend Zone".

Leigh Bowery - MINTY - Useless Man

I don't care how many fists were involved in bed, David Carradine is not useless.

My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult - The Devil Does Drugs

The key is to play this song right before your roommate comes home and masturbate in the living room til they come in the door. Make eye contact at all times. And this is what the devil does.

Mr Krinkle

Trailer for Mod F**k Explosion - underground film classic!

Terminal USA

Terminal, U.S.A. Preview Clip

Jon Moritsugu - Mommy, Mommy, Where's My Brain?

I can never be a Hell's Angel because I'm a woman.

New Favorite Movie

Sunday, November 13, 2011

ICP's New Glade Plug-In Commercial

Fucking Glade Plug-Ins will shock yo eyelids. Glade Plug-Ins, how do they work?

Thursday, October 20, 2011

KITH - cheesecake

Want to know what my aunt does with her friends all day?

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Nina Hagen - New York New York - 1983

David Carreta - Vicious Game

Dj Irene-Acid Eaterz + Intro

David Carretta - Shock Treatment

David Caretta - Shock Treatment

David Carretta - shock treatment.wmv

David Carretta - Dance Machine

Vitalic - My Friend Dario


Vitalic --- dance like a machine

Gleaming Spires-Are You Ready For The Sex Girls?

Well are you, damn it! Screaming orgasms!

King Uszniewicz - I´m A Hog For You Baby

Get a log for my hog, baby.

Dengue Fever - One Thousand Tears Of A Tarantula

Super Mario Brothers Trailer

What the fuck is going on? I just had a seizure.

Spaced - Daisy's Performance Art

I love bunnies

Jan Pehchan Ho - Mohammed Rafi, Gumnaam Song

Leigh Bowery

Never sleep again whores!

The Most Popular Girls in School

I remember everyone like this in high school, and I hope they're dying of cancer or are pregnant with a bastard now.

It Is Happening Again

Fuck, not again.


What the fuck am I doing with my life?

Sunday, October 2, 2011

Vulva's performance (Spaced)

I didn't know what I did alone in my room was considered art.

Kids in the Hall - Nutty Bunnies

I've been feeding my rabbit too much beer.

Kids In The Hall - sizzler and sizzler

I need to find that video of "Rock Around the Clock" being performed by Tom Green on SNL as well as the Hi-C and turkey sketch....and a buffalo!

Saturday, October 1, 2011

Pure Moods CD Commercial

A compilation of the mystic bullshit my mom was into in the early 90s.

Atlantic Rubber Ducks

This made me so happy.

Yanni: Best Comedian of The 90s

Why is Yanni so god damn funny?

My Favorite Suicides

I'm not advocating suicide. Why do I even have to say that? Think twice would ya! Fuck.

Candy Darling didn't commit suicide but she had a note that was pretty good in regards to her death. She wrote "Unfortunately before my death I had no desire left for life . . . I am just so bored by everything. You might say bored to death. (D)id you know I couldn't last. I always knew it. I wish I could meet you all again."

Philip Gale was a MIT student that was very gifted. He went to MIT at 15 and went to a private Scientology school before that. Shortly after joining The Church of the SubGenius he jumped out of The Green Building at MIT. He wrote Isaac Newton's equation for how an object accelerates and falls, on the chalk board in the class room he was in, then he threw a chair out the window. He then jumped through that window.

Elliott Smith stabbed himself in the heart with a knife.

Dead of the band Mayhem slit his wrists and shot himself in the head with a shot gun. It ended up being the cover of a Mayhem album. His suicide note read "Excuse all the blood" as well as an apology for the gunshot being too loud.

George Eastman shot himself in the heart and left a note that said "My work is done. Why wait?"

Capucine jumped from her eighth floor apartment in 1990.

Andrea "Whips" Feldman died after she invited several ex-boyfriends to her apartment where she jumped from the fourteenth floor. She had a bible in one hand and a crucifix in the other.

Freddie Herko died after jumping out his apartment that was on the fifth floor. He took a bath and then danced naked to Mozart's Coronation Mass, then simply danced out the window.

Dalida overdosed on barbiturates and left a note saying "Life has become unbearable for me... Forgive me."

Virginia Woolf put on an overcoat, filled the pockets with stones, and then walked into River Ouse which was near her home. She was found 21 days later.

Jean Seberg went missing and was found eleven days later in her car near her apartment. She had overdosed on barbiturates and alcohol. Her suicide letter read "Forgive me. I can no longer live with my nerves."

Wendy O. Williams tried to commit suicide the first time by hammering a knife into her chest in 1993. The knife lodged in her sternum, and so she decided to go to the hospital. The second attempt was in 1997 when she overdosed on ephedrine. Her final attempt was successful when she wandered into a wooded area near her home and shot herself in the head. Her suicide letter said " I don't believe that people should take their own lives without deep and thoughtful reflection over a considerable period of time. I do believe strongly, however, that the right to do so is one of the most fundamental rights that anyone in a free society should have. For me, much of the world makes no sense, but my feelings about what I am doing ring loud and clear to an inner ear and a place where there is no self, only calm."

Hunter S. Thompson died by gunshot wound to the head. His suicide letter read "No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted. Boring. I am always bitchy. No Fun — for anybody. 67. You are getting Greedy. Act your old age. Relax — This won't hurt."

Lupe Velez died after Overdosing on Seconal and then falling head first into her toilet. She passed out and drowned in the loo.

Sylvia Plath died by putting her head in her oven and gassing herself to death.

Peg Entwistle died from jumping from the "H" on the Hollywood sign when her film career failed.

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Kids in the hall, Spoon-Head Movie

Kids In The Hall - Gavin and the Evangelists

When I was a child my mom used to take me to Farmer's Market and show me to her friends and say "Doesn't she remind you of that kid that talks a lot from Kids in the Hall?"

Gavin and the Babysitter

Go figure that the only guy that would fall in love with someone like me is an adolescent boy with ADD.

King of Empty Promises

This is basically every fuck I've met. I hate you, I hate you, I hate you. Flake!

Monday, September 5, 2011

Kids In The Hall - The Beard

Kids In The Hall - Fag!

Ozzy Bit The Head Off A Bird

Ozzy bit the head off a Dove while sitting on the lap of a rep at Epic records. He was supposed to let them loose to make him look decent, but one landed on his lap and this ensued. After being escorted from the building he took a dove out of his pocket that he had hidden and bit the head off that bird and threw it into the building at the receptionists. Ozzy, you're cool.

Well I know what I'm doing the next time I get pissed at someone.

Candace Newmaker

Candace Newmaker was a 10 year old girl that died while undergoing rebirthing therapy by 2 therapists and bullied her during the session. It's really hard to find more information then this general synopsis of this post.

Remember What Amy Fisher Looked Like Before Porn?

You got cum on your face.

Three Faces of Amy Fisher

1995 FOX Promo (The O.J. Simpson Story).wmv

♥☆JonBenet Singing "I Want to be a Cowboy Sweetheart"☆♥

After my aunt saw this on TV, she bought me the same outfit. I had to wear that shit.

♥☆JonBenet Singing God Bless America☆♥

I kinda feel creeped out to be an American right now.

Toddlers and Tiaras - Ariana...Loves Murder!

Ariana has just been crowned Little Miss MacDonald Triad!

Toddlers & Tiaras - Holly's Mom

The process shall be complete when we make her watch 'The Simple Life' Clockwork Orange Style. Then we will have created the youngest bitch known to man since Nellie Oleson!

Toddlers & Tiaras - Ava's Dad...Is Gay

Toddlers & Tiaras - Karmen's Mom - Child Abuse, American Style

Saturday, August 27, 2011

Pictures of The Day

Jamie Hewlett released a special line of vibrators with his art on it. Jamie Hewlett is known as the artist that created the Gorillaz and was the animator for Tank Girl for a while.

Lucha Love or no love at all.

Andy Warhol's Superman?
I saw this hipster in a fabric store a while ago, so I took a picture.

John Waters's birthday with a stripper.

Christina Ricci from 'The Opposite Sex'.

Sid and Nancy playing nip lick.