Saturday, October 13, 2012
I woke up this morning and was shown this (thanks Steven Jack off-ski), and I couldn't stop laughing or 15 minutes. Maybe it's because Steven told me about how our friend Jake knows a guy that has one. Maybe it's because Jake's friend that has one got it confiscated from an airport when he was trying to board. Maybe it's because an airport was so threatened by a sweet fuck device that they felt they had to have it (because it was a threat or because they just wanted to fuck it). Maybe I'm just happy dudes have awesome sex toys. I don't really know.
I thought they were tuning for 3 minutes, but then I realized that everyone I ever thought was cool when I was younger has a brain slug eating away they're judgments. Who let this happen? Why has this happened? WHY!?