Friday, April 27, 2012

the shirts - Teenage Crutch

Do you think they wanted to be called The Shits, but that was already taken?

thee headcoatees - come into my mouth

Holly Golightly in my mouth. I'm getting a target tattooed on my tongue.

Stone Movie Trailer

So badass! I wish I was in a biker gang, but I'm just in it's like a biker gang of pussies without a bunch of gay fixed gears. Ugg, sigh. It's ok, we got the soundtrack to this movie 2 years ago and it's awesome!

me john, big tree.mp4

HA! It's me! I always criticize people's dresses and shoes.

Klaus Nomi ~ "Dido und Aeneas: Dido's Lament"

Warning, this is not Klaus Nomi. Dido? Isn't she that chick that did a duet with Eminem?

Nina Hagen - Smack Jack [high quality]

Is Jack Nina Hagen as a man?

Nina Hagen - Alabama Song (Tokyo 1986)

No Nina! You've already had too much whiskey!

The MOTHER Show : a video by Barbara Lipp, Tom Koken & Tom Rubnitz

Mommy, my IUD fell out.

Robot Chicken: Sunny Muffins

Everyone says I'm like the little girl. I can see it, but I don't have red hair. You hear me, not dying it red....EVER!

Gimme Pizza Slow

Another nightmarish hell the Olsen Twins produce in my psyche. I guess they started getting high young.

The Cheebacabra "Salvia"

Geometry - Didn't pass it.

SST/CRUZ commercial black flag skin yard descendents


Weyes Blood - Storms That Breed

KCPR put on a show with these guys. Fucking great! Check them out. See them.

Teen Devil Worshipper Jonathan Cantero's List

Fuck, I have the wrong list for the grocery store. Oh dear!

I recommend Sleepytime Gorilla Museum.

Test Dept. - Statement

Pre-cum is when your dick sweats fear into my mouth.

Whitehouse - Why You Never Became A Dancer

Ahhh, that's better. I can think now. I can dance like my insides feel now.

Lawrence Arabia Apple Pie Bed

I don't know how I feel about this. I love nudity, but I hate the feeling that it's being done out of irony. LATFH.

Arrington de Dionyso's Malaikat dan Singa- "Mani Malaikat"

KCPR put on a show with these guys. They are awesome! If you get a chance, see them live!

Glenn Danzig's MMA Debut!

Danzig: Trains with wolves.

David Byrne - Knee Plays (10 of 10) - I Bid You Goodnight

Goodnight David Byrne, goodnight Jesus, goodnight John Boy.

Earl Sweatshirt - EARL

Exuma - You Can't Always Get What You Want (The Rolling Stones Cover)

2 Live Crew - Me So Horny (Uncensored)

And you can lick my asshole too.

Goodbye Horses - Q Lazzarus

Yes, I get dressed to this song. I have so much make up to put on. Duh, I'd fuck myself. I'd fuck myself so sweet and hard.

Primus - Wynona's Big Brown Beaver

primus shake hands with beef

Old Gregg Full (HD Version)

No, I'm Old Greg.

Bach - Toccata and Fugue in D minor / Dracula Themed

I am Dracula Man!

Daisy Chainsaw - Love Your Money (promo video)

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Sunday, April 8, 2012

Swap Magazine #3 - Biba Pickles Horrorscopes

I'm finally a writer for Swap! Magazine. They got me at last. This is your future America! Your Horrorscope!


I'm finally getting around to writing back. I actually have only 46 more to go before I've answered them all. Really didn't know people gave a shit. Big Tilch from the CMC made these stickers for me! YAY!

I Was In An Art Show!

I got to be a living piece of art in an art show a week ago. I just stood there in an art gallery looking like this. On top of that I got free beer. A week before that I was a VIP at SLO Brew for the Altercation, Wintersfear, and TheMoreTheMerrier show. I sat in the green room and stood on stage, and I got free food and beer for it. I'm going to gain soooooooo much weight. RAD BALLS! Enjoy my bubble wrap dress.

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

I'm In A Magazine!

Someone wrote my name all over the men's bathroom in Kreuzberg. Yay?

Swap! Magazine interviewed me...well Dan did and he writes for Swap! so yeah....COOL! Dan, you're awesome and you're doing a radio show with me. The show is every Wed 2pm-4pm. LISTEN!