This is my home shopping network.
Saturday, December 3, 2011
I love Amanda Lepore
The reason she didn't use red lipstick is because it would have looked like dog dick bukaki.
Did David Cronenberg see this before making Scanners?
Why isn't this show still on? Who doesn't want to see Katy Perry put her head in a lions mouth, Kesha putting her head under an elephant's foot, and Fergie to eat shit off a trapeze. Even the people that hate these celebrities would watch to hope something went wrong.
Note to self, build a basement and makeout with my friend's dad. Mmmm, I want me some sexy dad lips. He probably tastes like Centrum Silver for men and Hungry Man dinners.
Hush little baby don't say a word, mama's going to buy a mocking bird. If that mockingbird sings this, mama's going to shoot herself in the head.
Everybody was in this movie. I wish I could fuck up my body so bad people would make a movie about me and give me ass loads of money. I'm like halfway there I think, starting with my liver and whatever I damage when I hit the ground in the process.
William Shatner is unfazed by fire.
I went up to Monterey last year to collaborate on this book...kind of. I wrote about it here a while ago. I stood on the stage at the festival grounds, and was in the area the Monterey Pop Festival took place. I stood on the burn mark that Jimi Hendrix made while setting fire to his guitar at the Festival. That's how I got mentioned in the book
There I am by D.A. Pennebaker and George Harrison. Fuck yeah!
Some people came in during my radio show and they wanted to interview me. I don't know why, but this is the result.