Saturday, December 3, 2011

The Magnificent Leigh Bowery

This is my home shopping network.

Leigh bowery

When I get up, I get dressed like this.

Amanda Lepore M.A.C Cosmetics Japan In Store Video

I love Amanda Lepore

Heatherette M.A.C Cosmetics In Store Video Starring Amanda Lepore Direct...

The reason she didn't use red lipstick is because it would have looked like dog dick bukaki.

Visage's 1981 hit "Fade to Grey

Damn, I wish I had his wardrobe.

Queen - I Want To Break Free (High Quality)

Looking back, don't you feel stupid for not knowing Freddie Mercury was gay.

We are prostitutes: Cool World

I guess people watch Cool World on e. I thought people just choked their chicken til they popped to Holli.

Lollipop -- Cool World

See, club rats love this.

Cool World - Holli Dances

People love mashing club music up with Cool World. Just look at these! Not the boobs.

Elvira Midnight Madness - Eegah - Intro

She took the words out of my mouth.

Elvira Midnight Madness - She Demons

The funny thing is when I watched this I wasn't wearing pants and my clothes were all over my floor.

Elvira Mistress Of The Dark (1988)

I always wanted to be like Elvira.

Scanners Duel

Best sex line ever. "We're going to do it the Scanner way, I'm going to suck your dick dry." Bleeding penises and exploding eyeballs.

Scanners (1981) Head Explosion Shot

You esploded

The Fury (1978) Amy Irving blows up John Cassavetes

Did David Cronenberg see this before making Scanners?

A Woman Gets Killed By The Blob

FYI, glass breaks, bitch.

Facebursting Scene from PARASITE

Ka and Pow

Weird Al Yankovic on Circus of the Stars

Weird Al somehow got cooler. Didn't know that was possible.

Bronson Pinchot on Circus of the Stars 1987

Why isn't this show still on? Who doesn't want to see Katy Perry put her head in a lions mouth, Kesha putting her head under an elephant's foot, and Fergie to eat shit off a trapeze. Even the people that hate these celebrities would watch to hope something went wrong.

Perfect Strangers - The Dance of Joy

My family hated this show when I was little because now whenever I'm happy I do this. I also vomit horribly on rollercoasts, and get blowjobs on blow while speeding in a sports car.

Stepford Wives Trailer

If you try to make a robot of me I'll cut your dick off. Is that clear enough for you?

Mr. Death: The Rise and Fall of Fred A. Leuchter, Jr.

Stripmall clip

I can see Victoria Jackson and Julie Brown being slutty waitresses.

Exit 57 - Down In The Basement S01E12

Note to self, build a basement and makeout with my friend's dad. Mmmm, I want me some sexy dad lips. He probably tastes like Centrum Silver for men and Hungry Man dinners.

"Five minutes, Miss Brown!"

It's all uphill from here for me.

Julie Brown - Madonna 'Neurotica'

I'm glad Madonna stopped whoring herself out. Her pimp must have died.

Julie Brown Spoofs Madonna's "Express Yourself"

Julie Brown come back! We need you to make fun of Lady Gaga!

Julie Brown - Vague

Julie Brown is so awesome! She made fun of Madonna so much.

Julie Brown Parody of Madonna's "Like A Virgin"

Like a virgin because I only whack off.

Julie Brown - 『I Like 'Em Big and Stupid』

The original juicehead lover?

Racist Geico Commercial

This was on the side scroll on youtube, and long story short, I look racist now. Look me in the eye and tell me you didn't laugh.

Poetry With Gary

Gary on def poetry jam.

You're the Finest Girl - Original Song by Pete

Hush little baby don't say a word, mama's going to buy a mocking bird. If that mockingbird sings this, mama's going to shoot herself in the head.

The Tuna Song - The Greaseman

Do you feel like eating your girlfriend out?

marjoe gortner exposes evangelists

I'm going to make so much money! I want a solid gold Rolls Royce that I'll call the godmobile!

4-Year-Old Southern Preacher

This scares me and makes me want to smoke a brick of hash. Hungry?

Marjoe Gortner-copilul predicator penticostal

Why is it that southern baptists thought this was awesome? Damn, that child abuse is so fucking rad! Fuck, I love god! SOMEONE BLESS ME!

Marjoe Gortner - Hell is a place...

Fuck, I got a money making scam idea, but I need children. Lots and lots of children!

Viva Knievel! (1977) Theatrical Trailer

Everybody was in this movie. I wish I could fuck up my body so bad people would make a movie about me and give me ass loads of money. I'm like halfway there I think, starting with my liver and whatever I damage when I hit the ground in the process.

William Shatner - Bohemian Rhapsody (Queen cover)

It's okay because in space no one can hear you sing. This is the real life Bill, you can't carry a tune even if it came in a tote bag.

William Shatner & State Farm® present "Eat, Fry, Love," a turkey fryer f...

William Shatner is unfazed by fire.

cows & cows & cows

TARANTULA COWS!

One of The Funniest 007 Clips Ever

Christmas gift galore! I'm going to use it on my town and swing my dick around in public.

Fat Black Guy Makes Love To A Cheeseburger

I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.

Age of Reason - (Your Love Is Like A) Magnet

I'm In A Book!

I went up to Monterey last year to collaborate on this book...kind of. I wrote about it here a while ago. I stood on the stage at the festival grounds, and was in the area the Monterey Pop Festival took place. I stood on the burn mark that Jimi Hendrix made while setting fire to his guitar at the Festival. That's how I got mentioned in the book



There I am by D.A. Pennebaker and George Harrison. Fuck yeah!

This is how I imagined Harvey and Ken looked in their youth.

I'm In The Paper!

Some people came in during my radio show and they wanted to interview me. I don't know why, but this is the result.