Thursday, January 31, 2013
Saturday, January 26, 2013
Tuesday, January 22, 2013
Tuesday, January 15, 2013
Saturday, January 12, 2013
Tuesday, January 8, 2013
Big surprise, this didn't work when I planned this out for high school when I was in 6th grade. Luckily for me it's over, and when I see people I did go to high school with, I just tell them I matter now and they don't. BLEH ON YOU FOR SAYING I NEEDED TO PLUCK MY EYEBROWS AND USE A LOT OF COVER UP!
Monday, January 7, 2013
Hipster must die. You're the reason people turned their back on college radio. Fuck you for making my job harder. Also, this sounds like a few people I know. Watch your ass, you're not as original as you think you are.
This is my favorite song of all time. Go listen to the new release from KCPR called go fuck yourself. I'll burn you a copy with a note from me that says go fuck yourself. There are some assholes out there with their normal faces, I hope you aren't one because I'll eat that face off like you opened the ark from Raiders.
Yeah, and fuck you if you don't like my birthday. Fuck you if you didn't RSVP to my party. Fuck you if you don't like dressing in costume. Fuck you if you don't like getting drunk with friends or watching others do it and being happy for them. Fuck you if you don't like saunas at parties. Fuck you if you don't like pinatas. Fuck you if you don't like hanging out with me. My birthday is basically pre-christmas celebration. You gotta give me presents and shit. I give people shit all the time. Give me a damn cloak or some sailor moon comics I had when I was 8...or a cape.
I didn't do shit for a month and got hella drunk everyday. Give a shout out to drinking because people are lame. Give a shout out to drunk hating dudes that talk shit on you. Give a shout out to not buying your own drinks at bars. Give a shout out for no mother fucking office hours for a month. Didn't listen to one shitty album this month.