Monday, December 16, 2013

Cathy's House

Squeeze

Taste You Like Yogurt

Kiss From A Rose by Seal

Pink Steel - Sausage Party

spongebab

Devo Peek A Boo Reversed

The Devil

News Show

Poop, Je Taime

Gesaffelstein - Pursuit

Alice Pogo

Bear Force One

Why Semen Smells Like Bleach


My organic food deli was jizzing in my sammie.

Yo, My Name Is Saad

Power Rangers: Frankenstein


Sure, fuck it. Make them fight Frankenstein.

Power Rangers: Pumpkin Rapper


What the fuck? I don't even know. I don't understand my childhood interests.

Power Rangers: Zed's Monster Mash Fight Scene

The Bloaty Incident

Rebel Empire On KCPR

Dharma On KCPR

Wednesday, November 6, 2013

China, IL - Kitty Cats


"I hope you all die in the black hole that is my life - my vagina.







I hope you all die."

-Face Rape.

The Bad Lieutenant - I Hate You

Dr. Ruth - Help, I'm A Virgin

Sean Young - Catwoman

The Bad Seed

Margaret McPoyle - It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia

Garth Marenghi's Darkplace - Liz's Entrance

Good Burger - We're All Dudes

Diamanda Galas - Do Room

Ex-Girl - Hettakorii No Ottokotou

Pre - Haircut Tacos

Check It Out! with Steve Brule - Makeover

Louis C.K. Hates Twitter


"You shouldn't do everything that is available to you"

Bill Hicks On Marketing


"Quit putting a dollar sign on everything on this planet"

David Lynch Hates iphones


To people with smart phones. Fuck you and get real.

David Lynch Nuart Eraserhead Thank You

David Lynch's Dumbland 6

Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 - Leatherface Chainsaw Dance

Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 - Leatherface Dance

Saturday, October 12, 2013

Hans Reichel - Le Bal


Hans Reichel used an instrument he created called the Daxophone on this track. The instrument has thin strips of wood that are played with a bow to mimic the sound of human voices and animal calls.

Mandy The Doll

Haunted Dolls

I get a lot of material for my blog that I end up not using. I am usually too lazy to actually write anything. Why write when I can post a video? However, this seemed creepy enough
This is Robert the Doll. He is apparently haunted by demons and drove his owners insane. He even has a wiki. Read here:

This is Annabelle the Doll. She is also reportedly possessed. She apparently is a vessel for a vicious demon. Quaint. She lives in the Warren Occult Museum now (which is a different interesting thing in it's own). She doesn't have a wiki, or any sources that really do it for me, but whatever, it's interesting and it's almost Halloween. Read here:

This is Mandy, and she lives in the Quesnel & District Museum and Archives in Canada. This doll is said to be inhabited by a sweet spirit of a child, that is attention hungry, and has fits of tantrums. This information was relayed by the staff at the museum. Here's their website.

The Humping Pack

Jim and Tammy PTL Club Opening - Oct 1986


Surprise guest, Jessica Hahn?

Three Faces of Amy Fisher


So many made for TV movies about Amy Fisher.

Max Hardcore & Leyla Rivera Interview


You should have grown up to be a dancer.

Leatherface Chainsaw Dance

The Plague Dogs Trailer

Watership Down Trailer

Fat Man Drinks A Bowl of Gravy

Saturday, August 24, 2013

KCPR Mini Documentary


Thanks to Laura for doing this documentary! I hope people like it, and for the other ones floating around, here are these words of wisdom.

"A flatterer is a friend who is your inferior, or pretends to be so."
-Aristotle

Saturday, August 3, 2013

Frank Zappa - Broken Hearts Are For Assholes (Live)

Heathers - Heather Chandler's Death With Puppets

Mademoiselle (1966)

Mademoiselle - Jeanne Moreau

Rabbit Decomposition Over Time

Dumbest Girls Ever Steal Girl Scout Money

Nowhere - Valley Girl Scene

Roswell Incident - Former Major Jesse Marcel

Roswell Confessions Part 5

Roswell Confessions Part 4

Roswell Confessions Part 3

Roswell Confesstions Part 2

Roswell Confessions Part 1

God Bless America - Everything Is So Cruel Speech


This is the most perfect speech. It is dead on and accurate.

God Bless America - Cinema Scene


Aww man, fuck those kids and everyone like them.

God Bless America Opening Scene


Learn to parent your god damn kids, one day they'll grow up to be assholes just like you. Worthless.

I do feel that the fact that anyone has the right to have kids whenever, however many, no matter what, is the greatest shame. Those rights should be earned by people that can prove they can actually be parents.

Note: I have a pet peeve. It's people that talk about washed up celebrities that were never that special, like they were on the up and up, and they feel so bad that they've made "some bad decisions". Who the fuck cares? Fuck 'em. Celebrity gossip is probably the worst waste of time that a human being can invest in. Read a book, invest time in that. Knowledge is power. Real knowledge, that has real weight. Not who's on crack or who's getting married or having a kid or who's dating who. What makes these people special where we have to pry into their lives? They probably want privacy, and they're probably just as boring as the rest of us.

"I think this society suffers so much from too much freedom, too many rights that allow people to be irresponsible."

- Boyd Rice

God Bless America Trailer


If only...

Seona Dancing - Bitter Heart


That's Ricky Gervais for realz. Who knew he could sing and make good new ro/new wave music. Also, who knew he was so attractive. I actually thought it was Peter Murphy. Who knew back then that this guy was hilarious.

Staplerfahrer Klaus-Der erste Arbeitstag (with english subtitles) - Forklift Driver Klaus


How the fuck did Klaus pass the forklift driver test? This asshole murders everyone at his work except for one guy, and still doesn't get fired.

Aliens From Spaceship Earth with Donovan

Reiko Ike - Woman Can Not Endure It

Friday, July 26, 2013

Fuck The Humans

The Professor Brothers - History Lesson (JFK)

Bring The Gold

China, IL Part 2

The Professor Brothers - The T.A. Interview

The Professor Brothers - Office Hours (Kenny Winker)

The Professor Brothers - Movie Talk 1

The Professor Brothers - Movie Talk 2

Valentine From Eva

The Professor Brothers - Bible History

China, IL Part 1

Baby Cakes - Doors

Baby Cakes - False Memories

Baby Cakes - Brain Fuckler

Baby Cakes - Shirley Motes

Baby Cakes - Cat People

Baby cakes - Buh Buh-Baby Cakes

George Washington - Brad Neely

Sittin On Tha Toilet - The Jevoski

Kesha Eats Toilet Paper - The Jevoski

Sweet Brown No Time For Bronchitis - The Jevoski

Batman Saves Justin Bieber - The Jevoski

Dora The Explorer The Jevoski

Phony Pony

Sprankton. A Noun

The Adventures of Penis and Twat-Man Ep. 3 - Piss Man

My Year With The Dragon

Ellen

Hans Dick - This Is Karen

Cement Part 1

Cement Part 2

The Red Diamond Dragon Club

Hello My Dear

Too Young To Die

The Last Two Men On Earth

How Many Times

Hans Dick - Puppets

Pen Pal

The Speech

A Paperbag Slide Show

Crunchy, Juicy, Meaty

Proverbs by Romeo Jr.

Kids Book

Donald's Pizza Heaven

Nachos The Crosseyed Cat

Covenant of The Sword

Towel Boy

The Cookie Jar

Gigantula Attacks The City

Hans Dick - James Early Jones

Hans Dick - Randy

Sunday, July 14, 2013

IT'S TAN MOM


"Let's give up on life, smoke meth in a trailer, and have way too many fucking kids. Then we'll get money from the government, and then complain about the government."

-Eric Logan

Matt Milla Doesn't Wear Glasses


Matt Miller wore glasses when I met him. Fucking 5 years ago!

Triston is drunk again.

Shout out to Alyssa and Rylee, who don't give a fuck.

Wednesday, July 10, 2013

You Killed Me First - Fuck Scene

Abba - Gimme Gimme Gimme


WAR! DEATH! PIZZA! FUCK YOU MADONNA! BLOOD! SANTAN! KILL YOUR FUCK!


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LEGALIZE DRUGS AND MURDER

You Killed Me First Part 1

You Killed Me First Part 2

Meshuggah - Going To The Store

Meshuggah - Marrow K-Pop Dancing

The Donnas - Living After Midnight

Sexual Harassment

Kim Wilde - Kids In America

Satanic Killings

Pete Shelley - Homosapien


I finally got to go to Death Guild at the DNA Lounge and they were playing this. Pretty fucking rad. See Pete Shelley, you are good without the Buzzcocks.

DAF - Sato Sato


Hey, I'm just a wet guy. How are you?




I'm cool, I'm just a wet guy too.

Crime Stories - The Witching Hour

NON - Fire Shall Come

NON - Out Out Out

Boyd Rice Gets Interviewed By Racist, Tom Metzger


What a fucking weird assed interview. I'm going to start the rumor that Tom Metzger smokes crack and that's why he's racist. Black people didn't make you smoke crack, Tom, I'm sorry that you think that.

The Beach Boys - I Get Around *shreds*

The Beach Boys - Fat Bitches

Brian Wilson - Smart Girls

Nmesh - A Face Without Eyes

In The Aeroplane Over The Sea By Neutral Milk Hotel By A Furry

Nmesh - Eat The Eggs

Saturday, June 22, 2013

Cool Ghouls - Natural Life


Matt, you missed out moving away from the bay.

This whole band went to high school with Matt and now they have a record out. Saw it at Amoeba. They also have a tape on Burger Records.

Friday, May 31, 2013

A Day In The Life Of Charlie Blair


Tyler and I were recently interviewed on our thoughts on Charlie Blair, host of Music Americana. Charlie has been at the station for over 10 years now, and is a staple of station life. His show Music Americana is a long running program on KCPR that features "America's music" like Dixieland and Zydeco.

Thanks Aaron!

*edit* It's official. I think I look like shit in this video. I'm on vacation, fuck you guys, I need to sleep.

Monday, May 20, 2013

Robert Delong On KCPR 1


Robert Delong played that night with Wavves, IAMDYNAMITE, AWOLNATION, and Fitz and The Tantrums. I had some ticket give aways, and he was nice enough to come over for an interview in between sound check. I got to sit in on some of Wavves sound check, and sure enough, I got to hang out for a little bit with Nathan from Wavves. I succeeded! Wavves came to SLO! Thanks to Robert for coming in on short notice!

Robert Delong On KCPR 2


Congrats to the winners of the ticket give aways!

Morgan Enos AKA Sea Birds On KCPR


Morgan came on my show to ramble with me and it was really fucking fun! We competed for biggest Beatles fan.

Sunday, May 19, 2013

King Walrus & The Magicians - Through With You (On KCPR)


Alex Penman AKA Kid Crub made this video. This is when King Walrus & The Magicians played live on The Biba Pickles Variety Show the day before they opened for Ceremony. DOPE SHIT, ALEX!

Young Man On KCPR


Colin from Young Man came on air at KCPR to promote his show with Maps & Atlases at SLO Brew. He's on tour, he has a new albums out, he had one out last year, and I got in the show for free! WHOOT! It's was great!

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

My Guest Spot on Getting It In - KCPR's Sex Talk Show

Logan and Nicki invited me to talk about some of my non vanilla sex life practices. Kris was another guest who is amazing and knows so much about the BDSM culture. I was really impressed with her knowledge, she's great!

Here is "Fetishes with Kris and Pickles"
Also, check out the other themes of Getting It In. They cover a lot of can inform you of a better, happier, and more knowledgeable sex life.

NUX Fest V By Athena Void


Here's another Nux Fest Documentary by Athena the Void master. As you can see I am clearly drunk throughout the whole thing, spitting beer at people while playing on stage, I am wearing different clothes at the beginning (because I fell in the pond), and you can see the tampon I threw into the audience on the ground. I don't remember a whole lot of this, so enjoy.

Friday, May 3, 2013

Chris Daly and Celebrity Guests On KCPR

4/27/13 - My friend Chris Daly is my guest on The Biba Pickles Variety Show. He is promoting his new film 'Incognita' of which I may have my big film debut...and subsequent retirement. Special guest starts Jeff Goldblum (not on tape) and Nicolas Cage (very much on tape.)

Viking Moses and Assateague On KCPR


My good friend Brenden, who I've known for 2 years planned to come visit me. I was able to convince him to come play a show too on 3/29/13 with La Luz. The next day I had him come in to do a live session, and this is what resulted. Thanks to Assateague, Brenden, The Epiphysis Foundation, and everyone apart of it.

Thursday, May 2, 2013

La Luz On KCPR

3/29/13 - Matt and I booked La Luz at xroads, and lucky enough, they came in the station before the show to play. Thanks to Distiller for putting us in contact with them! Thanks to Sasha from Sub Pop, Burger Records, and La Luz too.

Their tape is out on Burger right now! I also happen to be wearing one of their rad "Luzer" shirts right now. Get it girl!

Chonk On KCPR Part 2

Here's part 2 of this series - THE CLIMAX!

Chonk On KCPR Part 1 (For Realz)

My favorite pineapple lyricist - Chonk! Here's a recap.

3/11/13 Chonk plays Live in KCPR on Cal Poly campus. It was right after I wrapped up my New Releases show. Spur of the moment! WARNING! The audio clips sometimes and will make an unpleasant noise. It's not too terrible, but worth noting.

Chonk AKA Chonk & The Ghost Fiddler are Chonk (guitar and vocals) and The Ghost Fiddler (fiddle & his concoctions). For more info go to their facebook here https://www.facebook.com/chonkalicious

New Releases is the Music Directors' show on KCPR that features all the new music added to our rotation in the last week. Every Monday 10am - 12pm on KCPR San Luis Obispo 91.3fm. Listen online! We have a live stream on kcpr.org

Thursday, April 18, 2013

Andy Kaufman/Tony Clifton On The Muppets

Andy Kaufman On Dick Clark's Live Wednesday Show

Tiny Tim - Living In The Sunlight

Pee Wee Herman On Twilight Theater

Andy Kaufman vs. Jerry Lawler - Wrestling A 327 Pound Woman

Andy Kaufman vs. Jerry Lawler On Letterman

Pee Wee Herman On Letterman Halloween 1983

Pee Wee Herman On Letterman Halloween 1984

Pee Wee Herman On Letterman Sep. 1982

Pee Wee Herman On Letterman Part 1

Pee Wee Herman On Letterman Part 2

Pee Wee Herman On Letterman 1983 Part 1

Pee Wee Herman On Letterman 1983 Part 2

Pee Wee Herman On Letterman 1985

Pee Wee Herman On Letterman 1984 Part 1

Pee Wee Herman On Letterman 1984 Part 2

Pee Wee Herman on Mork and Mindy

The Best of Pee Wee Herman in Cheech and Chong

The Rocky Horror Picture Show - On Location Part 1

The Rocky Horror Picture Show - On Location Part 2

The Rocky Horror Picture Show - On Location Part 3

Andy Kaufman Interviews Ex-Girlfriend

Andy Kaufman On Letterman

His version of "Rose Marie" is my favorite. Slim Whitman's version is great, but for some reason I just love how Andy sings it. Also, all the other feats he does along with the song are great!

Andy Kaufman: Cannonball Joke

Andy Kaufman Does Elvis Presley

Andy Kaufman - I Trusted You

Andy Kaufman: Friday's Fight

Andy Kaufman: Mighty Mouse (Here I Come To Save The Day)

Wing - Man In The Mirror

Living Photograph: Chris with Teacup

Le Syndicat Eletronique - En Partance

Le Syndicat Eletronique - Strawberry Flower


Plexiglas - Beton

Le Syndicat Eletronique - Ruines

The Garden - Get Me My Blade

Enjoy - Gold


Puzzle - Girl


Do You Like Cheese?


Captain Beefheart Shreads


Rocky 4 Robot


Painting With Puke


Puking up paint.

Richard Kern Movies



I Hate You Now
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xmwujl_richard-kern-1985-i-hate-you-now_creation#.UXBnMbVJOVV

Pierce
http://www.dailymotion.com/us/relevance/search/richard+kern+horoscope/1#video=x1gqb9

Hardcore
http://www.dailymotion.com/us/relevance/search/richard+kern+horoscope/1#video=x8vje8

Monday, March 18, 2013

Wavves Freak out in a Bathroom - 60 Seconds Left

Wavves is cool, and I met Nathan with Matt at Frog and Peach here in town. He got us in to see Gza for free because we got high with him. It was rad hanging out with him 2 nights in a row, and he was super nice. So was Dane, Dane is a rad dude. Nathan called me his little pickle and hugged me and picked me up. It was a fun time. Shout out to Wavves new album. I hope you guy decide to book a show here in SLO on tour for your new album, and I hope you come hangout with Matt and I. We're always down to chill again.

- My open letter to Wavves (Nathan)

- Love Pickles

*UPDATE*
Wavves is coming to SLO! Wavves is playing at The Cal Poly Rec Center on Cal Poly campus, which is conveniently by KCPR. I really want Wavves to play live on air for a Live Session to promote the show (that's going on across the street). Also, the DJ's that can't afford to go to the show can come sit and watch in the station, so at least they can see Wavves. So I'm hoping that can happen.

Matt and I got on the guestlist to see Wavves at The Smell in LA, so maybe we can get lit with Nathan and hangout.

YAY for you SLO! You're getting Wavves!

*Another UPDATE*

Matt and I missed the Wavves show in LA because we were told the wrong date. Whatever. We're now on the guest list for the show in SLO. Gonna tear that up! So now we're just going to hot box the station with Wavves and see if playing on air is possible. I don't know...

Accent Elimination Program


Ministry - Stigmata (Video Version)


Heathers - Heather Duke vs. Veronica

GTFO bitch.

Henry Rollins in Bad Boys 2

Our boss has hella tats...

FULL ALBUM: Phantom of the Paradise - Original Soundtrack Recording

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=az7qk9IzMTQ&feature=share&list=FLk0HmBnLZc60QMQXHAYrVPQ

Snoop Dogg & Dr. Dre Shreds


Diamanda Galas - The Litanies of Satan


Saturday, March 16, 2013

Nux Fest 2013

What a beautiful picture. Buchon House is burning. BUCHON HOUSE IS DEAD!

Here's a documentary that Tyler Deitz, KCPR's business director, made about Nux Fest 2013. Tyler is rad, he was almost my trainee, but it's ok because I forgive him. I remember when Nuxfest started at Broadfest and the first year it happened was in 2010. Now it has grown into a giant juggernaut of the community. I'm just happy to be apart of it's humble beginnings, and being really fucked up while doing really fucked up things every year. Follow the link.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=T-iYaRkcACc

My favorite part, that I'm the only one meantioned by name and I'm totally fucked up on several levels throughout the whole thing. Also in the end you can hear Hypnic Jerk playing the cover of "Psycho Killer" by Talking Heads. Hypnic Jerk is Matt (Guitar, Vocals), Steven (Drums), and Me (Bass). We played Nux!

What wasn't put on camera....when I threw my tampon in the crowd, spit beer on people (I am the bassist that spit that Ben is talking about), when I spit in the crowd (I am the person that spit on that girl), punched people in the face, got punched in the face and my nose bled, when I ate dog tranquilizer in front of the crowd after drinking a Joose and a Red Bull, drinking a bottle of Jim Beam straight, totally spitting up water on Danny's dick when he exposed himself to the camera, and got pushed into the nasty still water pond in front of Xroads, then having to shower during the show. I wore Matt's clothes the whole time, even his underwear,  for the whole night, and I was barefoot and soaking wet the whole time. Showered in beer a lot. The best was in the morning when I was interviewed and Tyler asks "was it worth it" and I was holding my fucked up nose and I said "Yeah, sure". That's the story every year.

Thursday, March 14, 2013

Chonk On KCPR Part 1



3/11/13 Chonk plays Live in KCPR on Cal Poly campus. It was right after I wrapped up my New Releases show. Spur of the moment! WARNING! The audio clips sometimes and will make an unpleasant noise. It's not too terrible, but worth noting.

Chonk AKA Chonk & The Ghost Fiddler are Chonk (guitar and vocals) and The Ghost Fiddler (fiddle & his concoctions). For more info go to their facebook here https://www.facebook.com/chonkalicious

New Releases is the Music Directors' show on KCPR that features all the new music added to our rotation in the last week. Every Monday 10am - 12pm on KCPR San Luis Obispo 91.3fm. Listen online! We have a live stream on kcpr.org

Part 1 and 2 are both available on youtube, just search Chonk on KCPR. For some reason I'm not able to upload the videos.

Monday, March 11, 2013

Rose Windows on KCPR

Read details below on youtube. I had a great 2 days with these guys, and I hope they come through. Their record comes out in June on Sub Pop. Keep a look out for it! Also check out Particle Being Trio AKA Particle Being Ensemble on Debacle Records.

King Walrus & The Magicians on KCPR

Here is my first electric live band on air, on my radio show. The recording in all it's perfection (not). Details in the info below the video on youtube.

Max is my best buddy! Also, Garland's new name is Thuglicious Nasty, The Gravedigger, or Mort The Mortician.

Throbbing Gristle - Hamburger Lady


Suspiria - Infamous Death Scene


BILL WYMAN AND TERRY TAYLOR - VALLEY BOLERO


Phenomena - Bill Wyman & Terry Taylor "The Valley"


Tenebre (Main Title) by Goblin


Keith Emerson - Mater Tenebrarum (Inferno)


Death Valzer - Goblin (Suspiria Soundtrack)


The Boomtown Rats. I Don't Like Mondays.

Brenda Ann Spencer isn't the only one who hates Mondays, she's just the only one that uses a gun to solve a case of the Mondays. I personally like the baseball bat in my office that I beat my couch with. I hate Mondays.

Nobunny- Mess Me Up


Momus A Complete History Of Sexual Jealousy

Totes looks like my friend Lucy. FYI, Lucy is a dude.

Judas Priest - You've got Another Thing Comin'


New Model Army - Vengeance


Ministry - Revenge

Ain't got time for what you feel!

The Model - Big Black


cabaret voltaire - no escape


Z'ev - Wipe Out (1982)


GG Allin - Bite It You Scum

Micro Penis

The Promise Ring - Is This Thing On?

This is the most annoying song ever. This is for Greg.

Young Robert Downey Jr - Age 5


Crispin Glover on The Arsenio Hall Show (part 1)


Crispin Glover on The Arsenio Hall Show (part 2)


Rammstein - Das Modell (Official Video) HD

Worst cover ever!

Stepping on the M83

This is weird that this isn't the first time Spongebob has been in my blog.

The Mountain Goats feat. Goats

Dude....the fucking best!

Goat sing with Usher


The Ultimate Goat Edition Supercut (Part 2)

Someone needs to make edits of screaming goats in other types of music. Screaming goats in Thee Oh Sees, Ty Segall, and Mikal Cronin songs would make me pee my pants laughing.

The Ultimate Goat Edition Supercut

New favorite thing - goats. I think after being a music director for a while you start to really like goats. Happened to the last guy.

[Full Ep] MY HERO IS SNOOKI! - Maury Wild Teen, Jersey Shore Fan Confr

Oh wow, that's fucked! A boy in your room in his underwear  oh bitch no! I haven't even gotten pickled and that's my fucking nick name. I'm totally into trash TV now.

Maury Compilation: Bad Ass Kids

These kids are total badasses! Where would you get weed when your seven anyway? Your parents stash? This is the only time you'll hear someone bragging about drinking wine coolers.

Glitter Dick vs. Judge Mathis

Check out Glitter Dick, they're rad! I like how Judge Mathis asks what color makeup after he says Turbo Negro. Was he thinking they were going to be in black face and go before him acting like that's totally normal and not fucked up?

Lene Lovich - I Think We're Alone Now


Andy B. Free - Tooda Mall - Funny soft rock song from album Free Spirit

This is my jam right now. What the fuck is this guy talking about? How did he make this song? On some shitty version of garage band? Kids with ADD and girls on Ecstasy  What kind of mall is this guy in? Is it the mall in the Tim & Eric movie? This is the best worst song ever!

MC Hammer Pumps in a Bump Music video Unedited

"12 Noon - pumps in the bumps are here" - should have been my senior year quote. Then maybe I would have a remote control fountain and a terrifying bulge that looks like a squirrel caught in a zebra banana hammock.

mc hammer pumps and a bump

There are the weirdest/dirtiest dance moves I've seen in this video. Try this shit out at your prom...I should have requested this song at that prom I went to drunk at a high school I never went to.

Hammer - 2 Legit 2 Quit (Full Version) (HQ)

For realz, James Brown was on some good assed shit during the filming of this video. He must have given it to MC Hammer too, because this is the craziest shit I've ever seen.

The Addams Family Groove - MC Hammer

Who remembers this? I remember feeling awkward that Wednesday Addams was doing the 2 legit hand sign.