Friday, December 31, 2010
Holy shit! Who doesn't love listening to random growls with the words "I'm alive" in it? I can't understand anything else said in the song, and that's good. HA! Who got that?
Wednesday, December 29, 2010
Tuesday, December 28, 2010
Monday, December 27, 2010
Megan is smiling because she knows I'm going to flash my armpit hair in public.
I look like some sort of flashy gaudy dictator, and Megan is my follower. Why does it look like I have a black eye on my right eye?
I was the official Christmas Tree of Neal's Christmas Party. 'The Black Heartthrobs' played and I just stood on stage and pretended to be a tree. I DIDN'T FUCKING MOVE!!!
That's right, read the tag.
I'm so festive!!!
I totally look like a Christmas tree. I have to say I feel accomplished because I walked into Wells Fargo that day like this. The teller was confused why a tree would need to wire money to the east coast.
I'm actually just a Ficus Tree from Jersey.
My muff isn't garbage, it's pinecones.
Now settle your gifts near me so they'll stay warm. Children all over the world will open their gifts to realize they smell like a size 4 and a half modest shoe.
This picture is pretty much what I feel a Christmas Tree portrayed by me embodies. Terror amoung the little ones.
Saturday, December 25, 2010
Friday, December 24, 2010
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
Tee Photo bomb
I'm so grumpy
So, probably not a great idea to put "Fuck Off!" on your name tag. I did it though.
Nylons ripped so bad that it doesn't even look like you have nylons on.
Bruno's still hanging out.
I added a friend for Bruno. It's starfish!
Zombie T-Shirt, and the appearance of not wearing pants, or actually not wearing pants = Inappropriate Attire.
Cool Guy Sunglasses
Someone else's Christmas Tree
I'm so stoked on life right now!
It should be noted that Cameron wears glasses now because when he was a kid he used to stare at the sun. It's true, he told me.
He just wanted to prove he can stare into the sun.
Dillion is a pro.
This was my birthday last year.
When you have anxiety you pick at yourself until you don't notice you're missing a limb.
My birthday 2 years ago.