Last Year's New Year's Eve Scavenger Hunt Part 2

Steal a magazine rack.


Pray to someone else's refrigerator while wearing pots and pans.

Last Year's New Year's Eve Scavenger Hunt

Cool Guy Sunglasses

Someone else's Christmas Tree

American Flag

Dress up like an animal.

Juggalo Face Paint

Corpse Paint

Brootal

...and yet, I had more to do.

No shoes. No service.

Foreign Flag. MEXICAN FLAG!

Found pictures.

News coverage.

Red light bulb.

Fresh hickey.

Cry for real.

Cover car in cellophane. Trucks are good enough.

More Ideas For The New Year's Scavenger Hunt

Get Mutton Chops

Cover Thom Yorke in chocolate for OXFAM, then cover yourself in chocolate for nothing.

Get Rhys Darby to go out of a date with me.

Get Rhys Darby to go out on a date with me.

Get Rhys Darby to go out on a date with me.

Did I meantion that you'll win the scavenger hunt if you get Rhys Darby to go out on a date with me?

Scavenger Hunt Ideas (MUST BE 18+ WARNING CONTENT NAUGHTY GO PRAY!)

Well, it's that time of year again! We need to figure out what this year's list of shenanigans is going to be so we can see some winners...and losers. Let's get brainstorming! These are my ideas.

Make my grandpa laugh. No seriously, this is rare.

Photograph my aunt.

Get busy in scuba gear.

Bonus points for fucking underwater

More bonus points for fucking in a shark cage.

Embaressing wedding.

Top this picture.

Dance with robots.

Paint this for me. 1000 ponts.

This is also 1000.

Camel toe in public.

Break your hand. Tevor has won this already.

Confess to Zack that he's a badass. Zack got hit by a car.

Here's him in the hospital.

Convince people that Scott is Zach Galifianakis, and that he lost weight for his new movie.

Convince Scott not to fuck every redhead he sees. He wants to breed with his own kind.

Dress in Steam Punk fashion for the entire scavenger hunt.

Convince Will Arnett to party at The Lodge.

Make Pluto a planet again. This is Venetia Phair, she's the girl that named Pluto.

Get dominated by Tura Satana while screaming "Faster Pussycat, Kill, Kill!"

Get Trevor to ride in a kiddie car again.

Take ruffies on purpose.

Blow Tab Hunter.

Shave Scott's beard. Bonus points if you shave his beard into a moustache (porno stache), Mutton Chops, regular chops, or something else equally embaressing for him and unprofessional for his place of work. Even more bonus points if you shave his beard and glue the hair back on. You win the scavenger hunt if you use super glue or krazy glue.

Steal a Rhino and name it Salvador Dali.

Get Rhys Darby to go out on a date with me. I'm so fucking serious!!!

Wear this shirt for the entire scavenger hunt, and do it ironically with fake glasses. Bonus points if you get punched in that balls while being called out on being a hipster.

Fuck up my name (like everyone else does).

Convice children to do something that will disturb their parents.

1000 if you paint me this.

Let Marlon Brando suck your dick.

Hit on someone who is a mute.

Get a blow job from a stranger and like it.

Get lead poisoning and live (personal win).

Learn the art of knife throwing.

Become the new Gorillaz character

Don't touch my hair.

-Drink a Joose with a street kid under Marsh Street bridge

-Go to a random house and tell the person living there you grew up there and you want a tour

-Have a Denny's birthday celebration
-Pee in Laguna Lake

-Have makeout session in The Crossroads sauna while it's on

-Jam session with Frankie
-Throw up on Buchon porch

-Fight crime dressed as a real superhero downtown

-Have a fake argument in Woodstock's

-Steal Aleister Crowley book from the library

-Have full blown conversation with homeless lady that hangs out at The Fremont

-Bathe in the creek by the mission in the middle of the day

-Headbutt someone's nuts

-Pretend your Sylvester Stallone or Arnold Schwarzenegger for the whole scavenger hunt

-Dress up like a Hot Topic super model

-Cinnamon Challenge!!!

-Lick Bubblegum Alley

-Flirt with bro's girlfriend at The Library

-Call KCPR and ask them "Where's the beef?" or "Who let the dogs out?"

-Demand peanut butter and jelly sandwich from Ben Franklin's

-Loiter in the most inappropriate manner

-Lemonade waterboarding

-Convince a stranger to get a tribal tattoo

-Get corset piercing over your mouth

-Sleep in Tonita's bathroom

-Steal broken washing machine from Dennis' house (bonus points for stealing the broken refrigerator)

-Find animal bone and get it gift wrapped in a store, then give it to Tommy as a gift

-2 person dance party with Mikey

-'Peach Colored Jug Smugglers' cover band in the back yard of 2007

-Listen to Peggy Sue with Michael and Zack 100 times in a row (bonus points for recording Sea of Horses cover)

-Make Adam give you a piggy back ride (bonus points if he carries you on his shoulders)

-Film meth house in their "natural habitat"

-Get a Carlos or Steve Dave inspired tattoo on the bottom of your foot (bonus points for Carlos and Steve Dave on both feet)

-Break into water tower

-Sing "Nothing Compares 2 U" to people walking by The Lodge while sitting on the roof

-Get a homeless person at Meadow Park to give you an item of their clothing (bonus points if you wear it for the rest of the scavenger hunt)

-Go to the free clinic and flirt with the receptionist while getting extra large condoms

-Give my aunt a heart felt hug and not freak her out

-Ask old person at Foster Freeze about their kids

-Start 'X-Ray Spex' fan club

-Buy something at Diamond Adult World and show it off to strangers downtown (bonus points if it's a strap on)

-Go to The Palm and hang out in the lobby through an entire movie (bonus points for hugging Simon and making him uncomfortable)

-Ball room dance at the bins

-Surprise someone by putting a clothes pin on their nipple while they're not looking (bonus points for both nipples)