PAINT!
Seriously, a year ago I got into a fight. After that happened I got kicked in the face in a mosh pit, and it was the same night.
Everytime I went out with my friends someone would think one of my guy friends beat up on me. It was funny. I should have just said yes to see if my friends would get beat up, but then I wouldn't have any friends.
These lovely photos were taken by Scott.
So badass.
This was the morning after it happened.
I look like a decrepit old woman.
Collateral damage done to my hand. Punching hurts.
I had a drawing of a moustache on my hand the night before. It faded. Pictures done by Cameron.
This was another incident. As you can see, my hair is orange. I haven't had orange hair in ages.
This is what happens when you put baby in a corner.
Skinned them good.
That didn't hurt too bad. Split lips are pretty common in fight club.
Dillon!
More sweet black eye action!
My eye was so swollen.
I cut the shit out of my eye. I still have a scar through my eyebrow.
I'm so stoked on life right now!
This is my favorite pictre of myself.
Cameron!
It should be noted that Cameron wears glasses now because when he was a kid he used to stare at the sun. It's true, he told me.
He just wanted to prove he can stare into the sun.
Dillion is a pro.
Moustachio!
This was my birthday last year.
When you have anxiety you pick at yourself until you don't notice you're missing a limb.
That's the collateral damage I was talking about in the previous blog post.
My birthday 2 years ago.
Yeah, that's my profile photo. Who cares if it's not new? You can't even tell!
I'm trying to be like Thom Yorke.
So, these pictures are about 2 years old. Can you tell? No, not at all...
This picture was taken like 3 years ago.
This is Mama Cat Elliot and Ashley. Sometimes Ashley disappears into the wooded area of the park at night. So every night I run into the park yelling "Ashley Ashley," then I am raped by trees.
