I Want To Be A Superhero

I really want to be a superhero!

I'm Rogue!

I feel like my family thinks I'm this person when I do things like this.

Raymond Scott "Don't Beat Your Wife Every Night"

Thanksgiving '10

This is how you disappoint and scare your family at the same time. Show up to dinner like you're a biker chick. It's a plus if you forget to wear deodorant and you've been wearing the same Catwoman shirt for a week. I'm about as useless as the Dumont TV Network.

I didn't really get pierced, but my family didn't know that.

I made a grill out of tin foil. I just really wanted to be the Bond villain Jaws. Instead of starring in 'The Spy Who Loved Me' I'd be in 'The Aunt That Passed Out'.

I look like I'm supposed to be in 'The Exorcist'