Thursday, February 3, 2011

I Love Pinky Tuscadero



Along with Joan Jett and every other bad girl, Pinky Tuscadero was my idol when I was 8.

Partyman - Prince (Video Oficial)



Party like it's 12 years ago.

prince-trust



My family always wanted me to be Fiesta Queen and walk in the parade through town, but for some reason I feel like I'd fuck it up. I thought dressing up as the joker was a sure thing with my cake float, but apparently Fiesta Royalty isn't that eccentric.

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Time To Open Up a Warm Can of Colt 45



This is what happens when someone forgets beer in the trunk and Billy Dee Williams stops being in ads. Fucking Lando betrayed me!

This Will Change Your Life



At least your hump isn't a tumor. IT'S NOT A TOOMAH!

The Secret Sauce's Secret Ingredient is E

No Bitch, I'm a Snake



Christopher Walken called, he wants his shpeel back.