The Foursome

My vagina's a vampire.

Naked Time For Elizabeth Taylor

This was Liz's gift to her 3rd husband after they got married. Naked-tastic!

Grace Jones Teenhood

If only I can be as frightening, weird, and talented as Grace Jones.

David Lynch new Short Movie - Signature Cup Coffee commercial 2011

Diamanda Galás & John Paul Jones - Skótoseme (live 1994)

1 fourth of Led Zeppelin, Jon Stewart, and black black leather. Diamanda Galas is the shit, I love her.

Diamanda Galas - Let My People Go - Fuck Your Shit Lady Gaga

A nice jew boy that's down with this song is cool with me.

Aroyo Grande High School Winter Formal Feb '11

Before the dance I watched Heathers.

Megan

The dresses that are popular amoung most high school girls are the ugliest things I've ever seen.

I threw one of these dies at a cheerleader. I got kicked in the hand trying to pick up the die again.

These girls dress shitty

I pretended to be in the year book committee and I shot pictures of randoms. Scared the shit out of people.

What the fuck is that blonde girl wearing? Why did her mom let her go out like that?

More random people I scared the shit out of

Megan, KK, Miranda, and Alex

The next day we went to play pool while listening to Led Zeppelin like the badass Brock Samsons we are.

LATFH

I'm the owner of a nightclub in New Jersey