Sunday, September 2, 2012
Master P - Make 'Em Say Ugh! (Explicit)
Why was this song ever popular? I periodically get this song stuck in my head, then mysteriously black out. I always wake up alone and naked in the woods covered in blood and in deer carcass. Fuck you Master P. My friend met you in France and said you were a dick, and trying to pretend you're French. New Orleans isn't French territory anymore, dick.
Text N' Drive (Out of Control)
This is the original version of this song. Isn't it enlightening? I should shut up, hoe.
Text N' Drive (Out Of Control) Radio Edit
If this was the real radio edit, they would have edited a high pitched noise in with the song that would make your head explode. That way you would never hear this song again.
DJ Double Ace TeXt and Drive Live
While I was busy being a Music Director, someone sent me a single of this song. It's probably the worst thing I got that month. What the fuck is wrong with this person? It's like he never saw those AT&T commercials about dudes with brain injuries and dead sisters from texting and driving. I'm pretty sure he just really wants to be in one of those commercials the hard way. If I ever saw this dude on the road I would make sure to follow his car with a super soaker filled with vomit and urine. I would just spray it at his car hoping it would fuck up his seats if the window is down. Even better, I hope my foggy neon yellow red bull pee gets in his mouth.
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