Monday, January 7, 2013

CRUDBUMP: Fuck You If You Don't Like Christmas


Yeah, and fuck you if you don't like my birthday. Fuck you if you didn't RSVP to my party. Fuck you if you don't like dressing in costume. Fuck you if you don't like getting drunk with friends or watching others do it and being happy for them. Fuck you if you don't like saunas at parties. Fuck you if you don't like pinatas. Fuck you if you don't like hanging out with me. My birthday is basically pre-christmas celebration. You gotta give me presents and shit. I give people shit all the time. Give me a damn cloak or some sailor moon comics I had when I was 8...or a cape.

CRUDBUMP: I Don't Do Shit


I didn't do shit for a month and got hella drunk everyday. Give a shout out to drinking because people are lame. Give a shout out to drunk hating dudes that talk shit on you. Give a shout out to not buying your own drinks at bars. Give a shout out for no mother fucking office hours for a month. Didn't listen to one shitty album this month.

Crudbump - You Dumb


My office hours anthem.

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Cannibal Corpse - I Cum Blood (Metal Spoken Word)

MY PEE PEE

My Trip To LA 11/10 - 11/12/12

I didn't take many pictures this time. I was down here to balance out my other trip to the bay. I went to Total Trash in SF and Oakland, and I saw Audacity, Shannon and The Clams, Nobunny, The Coachwhips, Traditional Fools, Burnt Ones, and Amplified Heat. I got to hangout in the green room with them. Cool deal.

As for LA, I went to attend the Red Hen Press luncheon. I met a bunch of poets and writers. They were all great people. I got to meet John Rechy, that was really great! I also went to a reading at Skinny's where I met Iris Berry, Pleasant Gehman, and Cherry Vanilla. Hung out with Harvey and Ken Kubernick, got a bunch of stuff. Met Tom from Freak Beat Records. All kinds of cool stuff.
I went to The Troubadour to see Heavy Cream, Pangea, and Those Darlins. I got to hangout with Heavy Cream, they were great! I hung out with  Pangea because they used to hang out at my old stomping grounds back in the day. All around great time.

God damn. I gotta see it to believe it.

This guy's plate said TV Grafx. HAHAHA

Your love is king

Bop til you drop