Hey everybody! I took a bunch of pictures of my favorite Jew, Simon, while he was driving! I call this our car party. Unfortunately he wants to be the shy one of my blog, so his face will just be obscured by clouds. I will say that on my blog post about Wayne Coyne making a poster out of blood, has a warning for Simon. It was from my October posts and it says *Warning: Real Blood in Medical Tubing* because some of us just hate that.
How dark and mysterious. If only Simon were actually dark and mysterious. He's more like a Monchichi because he's angelic looking, has fluffy hair, and has fur. Simonchichi Simonchichi, so soft and cuddly.
Simon's glove compartment, because I can't take pictures for shit.
I took pictures of these random people and yelled at them through Simon's dirty window.
More people I harassed. Simon thought they were going to kick his ass, which is possible since he's a little pansy. On the other hand I love fighting, so I'd kick major ass before they broke both his legs.
I have a dashboard confession to make. I didn't take a picture of Simon's dashboard on purpose. I suck that bad at photography.
It looks like he's saying "uh?" He usually says that.
Why aren't you looking at the road while you're driving!!!!?
Simon's all beardy. I'm going to nick name him Mr. Beardy.
This is usually the face Simon makes when he's incredibly drunk.
There's a car right next to us that he rammed into. Why didn't you look at the road!!!!!!!!!!!?
Simon is actually Skeletor from He-Man.
He looks like such a nice boy in this photo. I can't wait for his sweet 16 birthday party. I mean Bar Mitzvah. He's going to be excited being 13 because then he will be a man!
