Army Of Lovers - Israelism - Something Tells Me That I'm Not Going To Pick Up Any Jew Boys At This Bar Mitzvah

Unless I have a dick at this event, I'm not getting any jew boys. At least it combines my intense love of gays and my intense (sometimes too intense) love of jews.

Heeb Magazine Hot 100 Party Game - Look at Those Hot Jews

Oddly enough, this music plays in my head when I'm counting Jews too. I only count the cute Jew boys though. Oh my god, Jew boys are so hot! I need to change my pants.