Kenny Chesney - She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy (AKA SANTA MARIA SEX SONG)

Kenny Chesney wrote this heartfelt song after loosing his virginity to his John Deer tractor while he was in the FFA.

Tim McGraw - Truck Yeah (AKA THE SANTA MARIA SONG)

Tim McGraw personally came up to me and said "Do you wanna truck? I want you to put it in my trunk."

Lordside G - Lordsider Girl

When people in Santa Maria want to film something nice, they go to Santa Barbara.

FUCK THE WORLD!

P.S. Bill Dooooooooo

I'm In A Show Called Lyfe's Little Mysteries

Also, Frankie Teardrop's is shamelessly promoted.