Monday, January 31, 2011

JUSTIN BIBA - ParĂ³dia Justin Bieber | Baby - SOMEONE JUST BUKAKIED ON MY NAME



People love putting my name in shit songs. Did they really have to put the pickle in it too? My lucha libre name is now Biba Pepino.

Friday, January 28, 2011

Found Phone Pictures

My friend Josh made this for me. YAY!


I thought you might need this to get through the day.


Eric attacks are more common then bear attacks.


I'm Jesus of Nazareth...if Jesus was a tiny crazy girl and Nazareth is The Lodge.


Lamont Cranston doesn't have shit on me!


I'm like The Shadow's glam color blind little sister.


Eric is none too pleased that he woke up that morning and what he saw in the mirror was Marty Feldman...or something of the sort.


Megan's jaw just went into the 4th dimention along with 4th dimention man.


Fuck eye drops, spit is better and cost free.


For some reason my aunt says I look like a frog. What kind of frogs does she see? I've never sen a frog with a moustache, but I do frequently see 70 something year old women with vision troubles. I'm talking to you auntie.


Vincent Price presents Beauty and The Beast.


I wanted to emulate how John Lennon looked in the most forgettable of The Beatles films, 'The Magical Mystery Tour'.


Yeah, I'm like Burt Reynolds.

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Nick Cave on September Songs - Mack The Knife - Seriously, Mack That Bitch



Fuck you sharks! I hate you! I fucking hate you! I do love me some Nick Cave though.

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Army Of Lovers - Israelism - Something Tells Me That I'm Not Going To Pick Up Any Jew Boys At This Bar Mitzvah



Unless I have a dick at this event, I'm not getting any jew boys. At least it combines my intense love of gays and my intense (sometimes too intense) love of jews.

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Luke Skywalker Has OCD



If some Jedis have OCD, that means some people with OCD are Jedis. Am I a Jedi?