Found Pictures

There are a lot of pictures in here that I thought I lost when I was 17, some others are just some pictures of people I found. I know what your saying "Aren't you like 12?" This is completely untrue. I am 15 pretending to be at least 18, that way you don't feel bad about yourself.


These are the highlights of being 17 (these highlights haven't changed).

Why is Jesus angry? Wrath is one of the 7 deadly sins.

Anita Pallenberg (I think I have a copy of this last one)

Married to the sea

Stiv Bators and Bebe Buell

I made this as a joke for some reason

This is such a great representation of my people.I don't know what the fuck this is

Ah yes! Badgers were quite popular on the internet circa 2003. Back in the day we used to talk about poking them on 4chan. We also had this strange ritual called hamster dance. You damn kids think you're so fucking cool because you discovered lol cats in '07.

Ah, the internet. I think I'm going to type in leet today to piss everyone off. L337 !$ @w3$()m3!

I forgot about these photos, but I'm not sure if I've posted them before. They are shitty photos of proof that I'm a bad driver.

I'm tempted to do this.

Where do I get dummies like this?

Where do I get rid of dummies like this? I did this based on a Barbara Kruger piece I saw. I love Barbara Kruger!!!

I'll have what she's having

The last supper if it was a black light poster of a concert at The Fillmore in '69. Apparently Jesus had the last supper in California and invited Spider-man, Charlie Brown, Bugs Bunny, Captain America, Thor, Superman, Batman, and Santa Claus. That seems historically accurate.

I think this was a chick that's a Star Trek groupie. I'm dead serious.

Radiohead

Zander Schloss and my friend James

James and I went to a Circle Jerks concert in Jan of '08

...and here are the bad photos

James and me at Circle Jerks

James took this picture of me a couple of months later at the Guttermouth show. Dandy!

My cousin Kenny and his boyfriend Wayne came and visited me (like they often do). Kenny took this picture of Wayne wearing a dress with me. Why did I wear those glasses? LATFH.

This mannequin is so happy to be pregnant.

Kenny and Dwayne at the Gay Pride parade in Venice Beach

My cousin Sandy

My cousin Alex

And Yet More Christmas Card Ideas

June Cleaver gonna shoot a bitch

Mr. Ed Sufin' USA

The funny part is that my cousin had a wedding like this in the 80s.

This guy is what I call a radass, he's a badass and rad! I know what my new hairstyle is going to be.

Smoking a cigarette too eh?

The wood panelling and 70s orange curtains remind me of my childhood. It's looks just like my house when I was little!

He loves his dog as much as he loves his majestic mullet.

Lazers and cats!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't know what's going on in this photo, but I bet it's fun. Something tells me they killed and ate that bird after they took that photo.

Fuck, I didn't know being a Stewardess was so demanding. I thought you just had to know how to blow the pilot while he's flying the plane.

This is like if Jonas Venture and Howard Stark made their world of tomorrow like 50 years ago.

The basketball hoops are what really make the romantic atmosphere that drive awkward teens to their brief first sexual experience. Oh the disappointment.

Sticks and Stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me. So bound my hands, then throw me on the floor and show me that you like me.

Zanzibar? Wasn't that a Billy Joel song? And what the hell is a Mexican hayride!!!? I asked my family, they don't know. There were no regular hayrides in the old country.

I'll give one of you a straw penny to say "Please sir, can I have some more," and do it like you mean it damn it!